Religions pics

Честно, не хотел вас напрягать излишней информацией. Но следующие посты рвали до слёз (точнее подписи к ним) и я не мог не поделиться.

The Lactation of St. Bernard
"Mary seriously needs to work on her aim, though 
Shrunken Head Christ certainly isn’t helping."

Parmigianino, Madonna and Child with Angels and St. Jerome
"Madonna of the Long Neck? How about Baby Jesus of the long everything. Seriously, Mary, your kid is clearly eight or nine years old at this point, stop the infantilism or we’re calling child services."

Aelbert Bouts, Madonna and Child
"Jazz hands!"

Fra Filippo Lippi, Madonna and Child Enthroned (detail)
"Is Jesus Christ gonna have to choke a bitch?"

Carlo Crivelli, c. 1470
"Papa Jesus is passed out drunk again, even after 
promising the boys a trip to the Golden Corral. 
That’s bullshit, dad, they have a chocolate fountain!"

"Garbage Pail Christ"

Vierge à l’Enfant avec une martyre 
"Baby Jesus should lay off the acid 
and dubstep clubs."

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